Sassy-Eyed

A sassy monster is great to have around because she likes to have fun. Don’t you wish you had a monster like her? Have you ever thought you would have a monster living under your bed? Under my bed is a lot of cool stuff, but the coolest is my monster. Read this and you’ll want to have a monster like mine.

My monster’s hair is really, really pink! It is silky like fluff and soft like cotton. She washes her hair 10 times a day with a special monster shampoo. She often cuts her hair in really funky styles. The best thing about her hair is it smells like cotton candy.

Sassy-Eyed’s neck is really unique. It stretches so far that he head touches the ceiling. She painted her neck orange because she adores Auburn! People say her neck is like a giraffe’s neck. Oh by the way, her neck is so skinny that people call her bobble head.

My monster’s face is the color of green slime. On her face, she only has one enormous eye. Everybody tells her that her face is as round as a marble. She always wears her flamingo pink lip gloss and her eyeball earrings. The freaky looking eyeball earrings do scare some people.

So now you see that my monster is sassy. Maybe one day you will have a monster. What kind of monster would you get? I hope my monster will be my best friend forever! I hope you thought my monster’s face, neck and hair were interesting!

Written and drawn by Holly B., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.