Stinky

Do you have a monster that stinks? Well, it’s not fun. I don’t even like being around him. I make him sleep in the neighbor’s yard. I will tell you about his face, eyes and heads.

My monster’s face is green like an alien from Mars. He smells like old gym shoes. He’s got tons of scratches all over his face because he loves to fight. When he fights he usually wins because he bites with his sharp, pointed teeth. He’s got a huge unibrow that’s dark black.

His eyes are blue as the sky on a warm sunny day. The eyes wiggle like googly eyes. They wiggle around so much you could get hypnotized. The white part of his eyes are as white as the snow in Canada. They sparkle and shine like the sun.

The smaller heads are about two pennies put together. He has small miniature teeth. By his teeth he has saliva just running out his teeth like rain. He’s nice and kind and he laughs. His smaller heads always snort and it’s so funny.

Now you know why I say my monster stinks. He’s nice and funny but he stinks, so I told him to put on deodorant. Now we’re best friends forever. If you want a monster don’t take your chances with a stinky monster.

Written and drawn by John K., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.

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Stinky
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Stinky
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